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By talking to me duh.

That's a lie, you're just mad because I exposed you for being a rapist who jizzes in people's hair.

Because you're not supposed to hit it unless you agree, duh.

Well I am a very trustworthy person. As you will soon find out.

Well I won't leave you out to be broken hearted like those man-sluts! I'm a good man, in more than one way, if ya know what I mean.

Blue isn't on so no. And I'm her's anyways.

No I want it NOW. And I want flash pots. And a laser show.

I'm lonely too... maybe you and I can keep each other... "company"...

Same, same. I have a feelin' we're gunna become good friends... with benefits.

I demand that we have She Sells Sanctuary by the Cult playing in the background during the movie.

Too bad. Go jack off to dog penises or whatever it is you do. Ok then. Hey sexah thing, what you doin' tonight?

I can do it myself, since blue isn't here... Of course she'd make me do it myself anyways.

I love how she's getting mad at half of us for flirting but going along with the other half. Bipolar much? :V

No. No buttsex orgies. Let's just have a casual conversation for once. For example, Iced tea. Delicious.

No, I want the good shit.

Tight? Awesome I like a tig- Ok, fuck this, this is getting creepy. Done. On a serious note... you realize we're just bullshitting and not creepy rapists right? Except for taren fox.

All scotty snacks do is make you want to jack off to gay furry porn I want an HK snack.

Can I fall in your hole? Also I heard taren fox is a rapist and spikes people's drinks at raves. He did it to me once... I woke up with semen in my hair.

Fine.... but only if I get a doggy biscuit.

Ahhh yes! It makes sense now! The vast, connected web of computing machines that we are currently communicating on! These "paw gloves" must be located from a vendor on this information highway somewhere! Thank you! Now would you like to partake in furry mating rituals with me?