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  1. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *hears footsteps* *hides in nearby hot-tub maintenance equipment closet*
  2. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    (Well, I set it to “lukewarm” instead of “exceedingly hot”.) *had fallen asleep* *woke by lock jigging* *exits the tub in a stupor* Hehehe.... remember when I got cold getting out of the bath? (dries off with towel, blissfully unaware of the impending doom)
  3. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    (Gtg, PvP! Good night!)
  4. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *uses Metal Gear Solid style rolls to re-enter hot tub room* *double locks door*
  5. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    You can be with me all you want, when I’m not in the tub!
  6. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Fine. Thanks for ruining what was shaping up to be one of the only pleasant nights of the year for me. *gathers up clothes and exits, seeking a bathroom* *it’s a pirate vessel, few are to be found*
  7. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *sloshing noises can be heard* *opens door, revealing myself alone and wearing naught but a towel* NO! Get out, this is highly inappropriate!
  8. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Don’t change the subject! I’m here because I haven’t relieved my constant physical tension in ages! Don’t come in!
  9. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Yes, why are you on a pirate ship??
  10. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *freezes (also metaphorically)* OCCUPIED
  11. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *glances up and down the deck of @TR273‘s ship* *glances up and down the hallways leading to the hot tub* *sets it to “lukewarm”* *locks door* *disarmors* Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... *melts (METAPHORICALLY)*
  12. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Because that was a legal issue where exact wording equaled the implied wording! This is a personal exchange, the rules are different! Fair enough. What better opportunity to sabotage the doings of thieves than to do an abysmal job working for them? Besides, I haven’t relaxed since... *counts on...
  13. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *THUNK* *collapses, dazed* *examines satchel* Yeah, this is probably all gonna like, disappear or something else demon-magic related... *chugs healing potion*
  14. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    1-4 are all BS exact wordings and you know it. You’re chaotic, since when do you care about letter of the— Better idea, tell you what. Let me use the hot tub and I’ll drop the matter.
  15. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *frowns* Hmm. If you were, say, a fellow honorable Knight, I’d know I could believe you and take your word. However, you are not, and I do not trust that you have either the resources nor the personality to be willing to give me any money, much less the amount Sally will undoubtedly relieve me of.
  16. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Let’s say I let Sally get away with robbing me sans-consequences. She’ll know that she can rob me easily and conveniently, and will continue to do so unless I make it clear that robbing me will take more effort than it’s worth. Unless you’re willing to compensate me for my inevitable losses?
  17. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    https://existentialcomics.com/comic/141 When I said “my wallet”, the obvious implication was that the money would be included. When I said “a good explanation”, the obvious implication was that the explanation would satisfy me so that I would be happy about what happened to my money. And when I...
  18. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Ah, I was looking for you. *draws sword* You are going to give me one of the following: My wallet back. Or, A good, truthful reason for your theft. Or, Your blood on my blade. The choice is yours.
  19. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *offers you spare tricorn hat*
  20. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    As thou wish! *shot puts you*
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