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I, WOULD, NEVER *too confused to formulate proper argument*

*excessive visible confusion* Did I miss something??

On the bright side, does this mean you’ll stop calling me homosexual?

Serves you right. As if I’d even look at Sally in such a way to possibly spur such emotions. *glares*

That wasn’t a pun. *Icy Winds*

Physics?

Ohhh, I thought you meant jealous of you getting TR273. No, no, no.

Jealous? Is this another attack on my chastity and chivalry, or do you honestly believe jealousy drives me to question the legitimacy of the pairing?

A demon and a mortal?

(I see you gave me the honor of center stage! Thank ye kindly, and hot damn well done! Your posing and expressions are flawless!) Our situations are entirely different! You’re a pirate by choice!

Does my torment give you pleasure? Surely you wouldn’t be making these awful puns if I didn’t despise them?

*grins* Then we have no quarrel. No more puns!

*smack* Ow! *runs off* *returns, armored* Still wanna pick a fight with me?

I believe you meant to say *clears throat*

*glares* *activates rapid fire Ice Beams*

*takes aim* *uses Ice Beam*

I may have been forced to give Lenago permission to use puns, but I’ve never made the same arrangement with you. *uses Icy Wind*

... Well I didn’t.

Best puns, of course.