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Nay, RPing as good as you isn’t the difficulty. It is I who holds the true RP trophy, which shall ne’er be taken from me: worst RPer of all time!

Well, I suppose if you role play to feel better, and that doesn’t make you feel better, then you’d be a fool to try it. Fair enough.

What if you wrote about yourself being in pain or discomfort, but it ultimately working out for the better? That’s realistic, and potentially comforting.;

Because role playing is meant to reflect reality, or reality as it might be. You’d be a poor storyteller if you told stories with little bunnies who never have any conflict or suffering and where nothing ever goes wrong.

*laughs*

Hoist upon thine own petard, Mr. Fox? I believe I’m entitled to a good laugh right about now.

*offers healing potion*

Well I don’t!!

Thank you, Universe. *exits, drinks warm milk* *quickly dresses* *goes to tree to get armor back*

*trash breaks my fall* Ewww— *sniffs* Actually this isn’t all that bad. Probably just the currently-a-rat talking— *dumpster lid falls shut* *echoey squeaks ensue* (Alabama 100) *can’t see, is stuck in dumpster* *echoey* NOT CUTE I DID MY BEST TO PREVENT HIM

Living by my word is not a harmful stereotype! It’s one of the many reasons we Knights are so great! Which is why I’m not able to lie to you to get out of this situation. Of course I won’t swear an undying oath of friendship. Even if you weren’t evil, you might turn evil later! Doesn’t my...

*looks down, terrified* Demons like gambling and evil payments, right? What do I have to give for you to let me go until I get my armor back? *visible frustration*

Well, yeah. But you still said we were friends. I’m only using your words against you. *resists urge to add “oh wait, you’re a demon, your words don’t mean much”*

Hey @GentleButter, wanna let me down? Wouldn’t that nice, juicy fall damage give you pleasure?

NO YOU DIDN’T *calms down* Okay, I’d like you to imagine a Venn diagram. Fun is in one circle and this is in another. They are miles away from each other.

FRIENDS DON’T LEVITATE FRIENDS AGAINST THEIR WILL

*reaches desperately for the milk glass 2 feet below me, squeaking*

*squeaks furiously* I’M NOT CUTE NOT CUTE HOW HARD IS IT TO GET THROUGH ALL Y’ALLS’ SKULLS

It sounds naughty but actually wasn’t! If I was at all wanting it why would I TF myself into a rat to escape?

LEAVE THE ******* MILK I THOUGHT WE WEREN’T FEUDING ANY MORE Welp, I guess that’s definitive proof that Meta is indeed a natural rat. Leave some for me, will ya?