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  1. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    I had to! @ssaannttoo was in my pants!!
  2. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    NONONO *climbs up your clothes and wraps self around milk glass* Set me down and GET OUT
  3. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Yeah. Now get out!
  4. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Yeaaaah I’m not gonna trust that potion any more. Besides, my vest is tailored to me as a Glaceon, it won’t fit now... Could you maybe go milk that non-sentient cow I have fenced in back there?
  5. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Feces. Shit. *abandons potion and runs home* *rolls bucket outside* *can’t milk cow* *cries*
  6. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    IT’S NOT MY FAULT And I’d be more nude if I chugged this human TF potion! Fur counts as clothes, right?
  7. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    But I *grunt* need the potion *shove* at my house! Otherwise *push* people will *heave* see me nude!
  8. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *accepts* I’d love to chug this now but my clothes are in the tree... hmmm... *drags potion towards hovel* *ETA: 2 hours* *cries because tiny rat-legs*
  9. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    If everybody only ate yogurt and nobody worked to generate it, what would happen to the yogurt supplies? *escapes while you’re imagining yogurt paradise*
  10. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    There’s be no production! There’d be no yogurt to be had!
  11. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Well yeah, that sucked too, but the moral for that particular going-to-hell was “don’t be evil and murder innocents to usurp the throne”, which I’m pretty sure we already all agree upon.
  12. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    But everyone can influence the world. Maybe not as much as a king but the moral still applies.
  13. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Nooo, you’re missing the moral! Everything went to poop when Simba went all “Hakuna mattata” and stopped caring! That’s what living the yogurt and carefree life is doing! It allows others to suffer by your inaction. Eventually, Simba figured out that actually no, it’s not okay to just not care...
  14. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    It doesn’t sound better! Have you ever watched The Lion King?
  15. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    I SUCKED EVEN WORSE AS A FOX THAN I DO AS A RAT That was humiliating Noooonononono lemme go! I need to turn back!
  16. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    I suck at being a rat? Wow, it’s almost as if I shouldn’t be a rat. This was the lesser of two evils! *writhes*
  17. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *squeaks* GET OFF, YOU’RE GOING TO REVEAL MY POSITION *attempts to push you off* *has little to no experience grappling as a rat*
  18. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    (Just imagine all my uptight prudishness, discipline, honor, and obsession with morality, but instead of going to waste here it’s going to defend my country!) *spies on you from the bushes* *makes note of tree’s coordinates to axe down later*
  19. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    (If you want to go to West Point, the United States Air Force Academy, or any of the other military service academies in the USA, you need to receive a congressional nomination. The senator of my state just gave me mine! And on a far less serious note, why has nobody made any art of male Anthro...
  20. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    (Small RL note, I just received a letter from my SENATOR giving me a service academy nomination! *dons sunglasses*)
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