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May your grocery store be out of shopping carts when you arrive

That's actually about accurate

flopped

TAKE ME TO FLORIDA AH HA HA HA HA

Ummm she drowns again?

Eating the Hindenburg

Give me a ride around the world

Then she gets her foot stuck in the mariana trench and drowns

Have them stamp out my current place of employment

Being the iceberg that sank the titanic

Offensive butt accurate ;w; #1 DOM-inoes Employee of the month

Accidentally stubbing your toe on the Eiffel tower

The fire causes her to combust as well

Claims to love DOM-inoes but secretly orders from Pizza Butt

Wet dog

Scylla got massive indigestion because I happened to be fixing my car at the time and was covered in motor oil

@Tyll'a @ssaannttoo Yeah the lie's two lol I have yet to be escorted from a church due to "behavorial issues". Although we once had to escort my brother out cause he fainted during Easter service. He was altar serving.

Tried to do an owl and turn your head 360 degrees. You succeeded.

Ummm there's no question so the answer is "up my butthole and to the left". What question would have "up my butthole and to the left" as an answer?

The button launches confetti from @lenago 's nose again