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I'll bet you're a virgin. And a damn jaded one at that. Everyone is horny, that's part of a relationship, but seeing as you've defined that as the only trait you see in such, I think it a good thing you stay confined from the rest of humanity.

I've had beignes in New Orleans. Delicious, powdered sugar rocks.

What the fuck is a Timbit?

Epic Necro Fail.

The Bisexual quotient bespeaks the desperation of fat virgin geeks. The Neither percentile is the one that makes me worry though. Just what are you?

How the fuck is a person sincerely gay? You either are, or you aren't? Also, learn what equality means, because that's what gays are really fighting for. All the silly neocon pastors think I want to sully their rather sad matrimonial record with my gayness, but really, I want to be a part of...

I stuck my pecker in the water jet in the pool. It wasn't as good as rape :(.

Like, maybe 15-20? I've been rippin those bitches off since forever. And even when I did buy them, it was at CD Warehouse, at a discount price. Except my Pink Floyd Shine On boxset. I paid full price for that, but holy fuck was it worth it. Funny thing, I own more vinyl than I do plastic.

Go die. All of you.

TEMPUSSSS!!!!!! So few people read those books anymore, I think the author is forgetting to write new ones.

Just goes to illustrate how pathetic it is. People live and die by some of this shit, and NOBODY CARES.

Pancakes. 3 of them. Light delicious and fluffy buttermilk pancakes. With bacon. I do believe I know what I want to eat tomorrow.

Didn't read the thread, don't care, but I thought you needed to know. Best advice I can give you is to let it happen. In fact, you could prompt him to do it and stream it live on Thanksgiving to all his relatives. It would be great Youtube material.

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I read this as the Oldest Fury out there. In that case, I'm gonna have to say the God of the Jews. Pretty furious, for a perfect being, what with wiping the Earth clean of life no less than 2 times in a single book.

Mine did. I made my mind up to tell her one day, sat down, got all srs bzns, and before I said anything she said, "You're gay, right, is that what this is about" I had to leave, and came back 15 mins later and shouted, WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOU KNEW! Mom's are weird like that.

On it! Night night, don't let the tax increases bite.

I love beards...and ya, it is time to pass out, isn't it? I think I'll go with some soft trance here though, I need to be wide awake for awesome music.

I think its a good song. Built to Spill is pretty awesome, I'm really just getting into them though.

I LOVE CHRISTMAS! JESUS BIRTHDAY IS THE MOST SPESIAL THING IN THE WOLRD 2 ME! WE LEEVE OUT COKIES FOR ALL HIS APOSTULES SO THAT WHEN THE COME DOWN TEH CHIMNNNEY THE WON"T NAIL MOMMY TO A CROSS!