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... II rest my case. *dons armor for personal safety*

Excellent. I slept well, didn’t have any horrible existential revelations, and nobody has trolled me yet. All is right with the world. Which is why I’m waiting for PvP to ruin it lol

Good morning, gents.

*actually starts getting curious about what being feral is like*

Hello! What brings you here?

Ah. Guess I dodged a bullet... *shudders at the thought of failure to attain anthro-ness*

(I would like to give you the highest speed related honor I can bestow: )

I highly recommend evolving. According to Ben and my own experience, you get to be anthro upon evolution, so you’d regain use of dexterous appendages, as well as get a significant height and power boost.

Every time I’ve been drugged it’s resulted in unspeakable horrors. Stay back!

I’ve wanted out for the past... how long’s it been? 3 months? I’ve tried everything: status condition removing milk, human TF potions, asking nicely, jumping on any potential antidote I could find, brain bleach, washing my hands after being Eevirused... yeah, we’re screwed. Just get used to it...

Don’t you dare touch me with your tongue. Or any other part of you, for that matter.

Ahh, good morning, Mr. Player. I see you’ve succumbed to the virus, as I once did. You have my condolences.

Fuk. Well, I suppose it would’ve been too much to expect the universe would ever let me return to humanity permanently. *rude gesture*

(Gtg PvP, be back in a few hours!)

I’m as not evil as not evil gets.

Oh, well, if nothing happens to you, you won’t need the antidote then, right?

No no wait I want the— ...damn it

... ...... Could I maybe have the antidote?

*grins* *resists urge to stick tongue out*

Read Man’s Search for Meaning. Then what’s your plan? The demon is yikesing? I must be doing something right.