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What, can you TF yourself?

*wonders if Eevee TF viruses work on demons*

Ask @ben909, I’m sure he’ll give you a free trial

Well, duh, you have to actually be cute to be helped by being cute.

The biggest, baddest sunglasses of all time.

I never really understood how those masks worked... *rolls eyes*

Yeah I’m gonna say I don’t believe you? You haven’t exactly proven to be the most upstanding creature around these parts... I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m not going to duel you or anything, just not entirely trust you.

You’re very small, you don’t have fingers, and everyone calls you cute whether you are or not.

It’s not a fox, it’s an Eevee. And I thought you were going to do something sinister like predate it or something. *warily watching @Pygmepatl* *kneels down by @ssaannttoo and opens mouth* *dumps milk down it*

*looms over you, watching your every move*

*gently turns Eevee upside down— Hey! I was about to revive him! Get back here! *pursues*

*wipes the kiss off* *offers Ssaannttoo milk vial*

Don’t worry, @Guifrog, I’ll testify in court that you didn’t actually do anything. IF YOU DON’T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING STAY BACK

Back! BACK!

Stay away from me.

@ben909, can I change my ice color? If so, how?

... Can’t tell if that’s the drugs talking or an actual good idea. I’ve seen purple iced Glaceons before, but I thought they were born that way.

*touches forehead ice* Is this even hair? I still can’t figure it out TBH

*opens pocket dictionary* *scribbles out “Non sequitur example section” and writes our exchange in its stead*

(How dare you care about your real life. You should be ashamed. I would never do something as heinous as my school.)