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*bink* Great, do you know how hard frosting is to clean off armor? *lifts you by neck scruff* For what??

*visible confusion* Child, I am the least naughty person in PvP.

Okay. Sounds like a good idea, except maybe when my entire knowledge of divinity just got chucked out the window and I have to re-learn soul-related logistics from the ground up, and while I’m doing so is not the time to make friends with sinister spiritual forces. That’s like, a recipe to get...

So because I don’t believe in visions of the future, I have to do what you foresee in the future? *doesn’t take gun*

Have... have you committed a crime worthy of death?? Even then, you seem willing to die, so repentance is probably on the table? What’s even going on?

Oh no, I’m not a friend to demons! How despicable of me!

*visible confusion*

You possessed a librarian, but I can personally testify that she is in perfect health.

“So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?” —Barbossa

I knew shopkeepers were all super-badass and powerful and stuff, but I didn’t know this applied to librarians... Yeah yeah, laugh it up. Just be happy I didn’t smite you. *goes to Magic Mart for a restock of health potions*

*returns with my own black eye* She was considerably less grateful than I anticipated.

*decides Liina probably isn’t gonna murder me soon* *attends to black-eyed librarian with health potion*

*throws loaf of bread* Almost as many carbohydrates.

(It’s the godmodder versus godmodder fight of the century! Watch as Mr. Player and the dragon Universe square off in ultimate duels to the not-able-to-die! Yes, folks, this may be the craziest fight PvP has ever witnessed!)

Worth it. I value truth higher than my own life.

You say that as if lying is no cost. It’s a cost to my soul, to my integrity!

... Do I give her a healing potion @TR273, or is this one of those dirty fighting tricks where I let my guard down and die?

I’m trying to defuse it now!! Don’t fire!

... @TR273 better not make me pay for those. So can you go back to your, er, non omnicidal form?