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You have no proof it even got to my mailbox! I don’t even have a mailbox, I live in a day 2 Minecraft hovel! *pays fine* I’m only paying because I technically did in fact spam the system. I’m not admitting to being wrong or anything. (Now I wanna check if there are any anthro Glaceon skins in...

No! It is not okie dokie! I can’t think of anything less okie dokie than this! The last license I received was intercepted through no fault of my own. I needed another, and I figured my chances of receiving one were better if I were issued more. If you were better at making sure licenses got to...

My God, y’all’ve turned everything sexual!

*ignores* I just realized: I’m rules-lawyering a demon! That’s like, the ultimate knightly challenge! *dons sunglasses* Fine, I’ll watch my tongue.

Well it’s a good thing I didn’t commit licence fraud. I’ve never even applied for a licence. A license, on the other hand, I have applied for (entirely legally mind you)

*shudders* Step one: chastity. Then what would you recommend, to prevent further cursing?

Show me where in the fine print it says I can’t apply for multiple licenses. *clutches holy cross* You stay away from me.

NANI *quickly erases application forms* *fills out “license for license for license to fill out fox strangling license request form” form* *shudders* I want you to live the good life and devote yourself wholly to the truth and morality as you best can seek it. ...touché.

You’re not a fox, you’re an Eevee, Eevees are only like 20% fox. Besides, if you’re the same masochist your predecessor was, you’d enjoy it. *looks sick* Thank ye kindly— *gets squashed by barrel* That’s it, I’m getting my armor I’m not an ewe, and I’m not sure how you even made that mistake...

I replaced your ale under duress! It was hardly moral!

*eagerly waits for fox strangling license in the mail*

BUT right or wrong does dictate who’s responsibility it is. If I’ve done naught but right, ale-spillage is entirely justified. How was I to know they were unpleasant memories? Have I repeated the mistake since? Who is this “Arikins” you speak of? I’ve yet to meet this fine fellow.

Careful, my fox strangling license should come in the mail any day now.

My enemies are banding together. Conspiring against me, no doubt. How was I in any way responsible for her upsetness? Also, if you’re upsetting demons, you’re likely doing something RIGHT, not wrong!

Oof. Snow...

*grins* NO TOUCHEY *smacks you with holy cross*

Also I got my vest tailored and want to wear it. *grumbles*

I was trying to reduce my anger and hot-headedness by reducing my chances in combat. It’s working so far, instead of challenging Sally to a duel when she threatened me at knife-point, I just shut up and paid her.

Why do the gods like you and not me?! Any and all semblance of logic says it should be the other way around! *purses lips* Touché. *applies for fox strangling license*

*glares*