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My—license? I, I don’t need a license to appeal to divine authority. *would sweat if still could sweat*

*Yet more from on high* Sorry. We didn't see you there. We have placed protection in place to protect you from your understandable reaction. Please keep up the good work, you are awesome. *A small gold star lands at your feet, it has 'Well Done' engraved upon it.* So the freaking demon gets a...

(Gtg PvP! Talk to y’all later)

*visible confusion* ... That doesn’t sound like something gods would say, so I’m guessing the chances that you’re just some magical prank are pretty high, but I’m not one to take risks. *bows in deference* this seems to be a outdated and possibly to Generalized of a view Demons are evil by...

Gods in heaven, I don’t typically petition you. May I please strangle Lenago?

Forsooth. Especially in Coup games. Maybe you are best friends with someone named “Arikins”, but that has no bearing on our relationship. Besides, I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to be lawful good and friends with a demon at the same time.

Wait no I mean

No, I only agreed to allow you to make puns. I said nothing about friendship.

The friend of my enemy is my enemy. Naturally you’d like him.

*breaths in* *breaths out* Don’t let Meta TF me, don’t let Meta TF me, don’t let Meta TF me... Well, I guess stealing hell’s shinies is a noble endeavor.

Wait, if taxation is bad then tax fraud is good right?

See? You have a bevy of great puns at your disposal besides—iiii mean, yeah, good one, hehehe...

*purses lips* I’d like to make some sort of argument about how taxation is part of the legal and moral agreement between citizens and government, but you’ve actually got a point. You’re on a roll today.

You sound too excited at the prospect of someone having killed children.

... I’m going to check in on that before I kick the bucket. You better not be lying. *adds “check in on beetle situation” to bucket list*

Did he torment a soul eternally? Because anything short of that is still only worthy of finite punishment, however large it may be. Or does he have a release date?

*exits* *punches some trees* *burns the logs for charcoal* *returns with a stack of torches* *throws them at @TR273 and storms off*

Gee, I wonder why! *offers desecrated candle as an alternative*