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*straps on thong* *yanks* >:3

Your nostrils are black holes

Are you @ssaannttoo cause you seem awfully horny today

I hope you have to take the time to read this comment

Is pouring spaghetti on the floor... lewdly.. *Shivers*

Oooh they got superpowers?

Yes is tastee :3 *smak smak* But why did you give me cocaine?

You can pay Barry Manilow music from your butthole

Has one too many coffees each morning

stuff

Fair, although people have been shot in the face and lived. Don't go down that rabbit hole tho

I'm a horny foxxo I chase anything that moves

Banned for being in the middle

I'd do it if you'd stop staring at me like that ;w;

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Nuh uh

Drinking a suspicious looking glass of milk

Your shower faucet is linked to the garage door opener

I am a product of your imagination and the 25lbs of weed you just snorted. I shall be your guide into SinglePringle's Chocolate Cube *music begins as we step into candy covered boat floating down a river of sewage melted chocolate* Come with me and we'll see a world of OSHA violations try...

Arrested for going on a massive bender and driving an armored vehicle into the river Thames