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  1. Chad Firepaws

    Sentence the user above you

    Aack pls no spanking ;w; You have been found guilty of having an opinion. Your punishment is one hour on Twitter
  2. Chad Firepaws

    Bad pick up lines!

    Are you a lolipop cause I want to lick you
  3. Chad Firepaws

    Compliment the user above you!

    But not as much as you ^w^
  4. Chad Firepaws

    Scandalous Rumors!

    is tied up in my basement
  5. Chad Firepaws

    IGNORE

    >:[ *pokes back*
  6. Chad Firepaws

    I hope you are mildly inconvenienced

    May your senile neighbors blast Frank Sinatra music through your apartment walls at 3am
  7. Chad Firepaws

    But why would you do such a thing?

    Because I asked for a medium, not a small combo But why did u take my pringles ;w;
  8. Chad Firepaws

    I hope you are mildly inconvenienced

    May you always feed your frisbee to the vent-monster
  9. Chad Firepaws

    2 truths and a Lie

    Yeah lol. What gave it away?
  10. Chad Firepaws

    It’s Faux Fur Con 2020!

    Oh really? *whips out thong* Then perhaps you'd like to... take it up a notch?
  11. Chad Firepaws

    Famous Last Words

    "Of COURSE I'll have one more beer! I can't be THAT drunk right?"
  12. Chad Firepaws

    Give the user above you a new height.

    2667893475 ft. Cause I spammed some keys ... this won't have any lasting consequences... right?
  13. Chad Firepaws

    Give a job to the furry above you!

    You can be a viola player at the local symphony hall
  14. Chad Firepaws

    5 words each

    And thus every fox ate
  15. Chad Firepaws

    What is the above poster getting for Christmas?

    A one-horse open sleigh
  16. Chad Firepaws

    Would you beat the Avatar above you in a fight?

    Eeeeee *pulls out taser and shocks myself* ;w;
  17. Chad Firepaws

    1000 ways to die

    802: Winning the KFC eating competition
  18. Chad Firepaws

    What is the avatar above you thinking?

    I'm not sure what the meaning of life is but if it doesn't involve butter on a stick I'm leaving
  19. Chad Firepaws

    Make Something to Eat for the User Above You

    Imma warm u up a frozen pizza ^w^ it's the only thing I know how to cook
  20. Chad Firepaws

    Rename The Furry Above You!

    Jack Daniels
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