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*puts on gas mask* -1 7

Your search history must look so bizarre! -1 8

I have a torch... -1 8

*kweh*

Ooh, a bandwagon! *jumps on* LOL, why mine's not in English, I have no idea!

*sets up a giant fan to blow the smelly smoke away* *also puts peg on nose* -1 10

Eww, stop with the smokies! It stinks worse than @Simo 's spray!!! -1 9

Thanks for the hugs and kind words. I'm feeling much better today, but seeing my other kitty being so much more affectionate and sitting staring through the cat flap just breaks my heart :(

ROFL I f-ing hated Karens when I worked at the toy shop!!!

There's supposed to be a meet in my hometown this Sunday. If I can confirm that it's on, I'll go down for a nosey!

Ma boi looking sassy there! Thank you so much! :D

Or, now hear me out here, a mint sorbet with...now this is the tough bit...a sprig of chocolate on it!!! :eek: -1 4

Not playing right now, but this is my usual view:

I mean that I can only give the ice cream one like...not ALL the likes!!! :D -1 4

Huh, the like button seems to be broken. It only lets me press it once! :( -1 4

Umm, that's a leopard! :p Leopards have 'rosette' type spots on their backs, whereas cheetahs have just plain black spots all over (excluding the belly!) - around 2000 of them!!! -1 0

If I carry on with all of these treats, I'll become "Diabetey Cheetah"!!! Never tried a mojito... Thanks though :D x x x -1 1

The maximum break in a game of snooker: 147

I've no idea why I feel compelled to share this, but here we go... So in preparation for my shift tonight, I stayed up until 0700 this morning. I got awoken by a phone call at 0940 and I wasn't 100% if it was a dream...when I woke up properly at 1500, I knew it wasn't. The phone call was to...