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Yeah, HK cause now that you have given me the impression you're a stereotypical furry fox gay man zoo, i will never think of you differently [im serious, not even joking]

hk isnt gay but wants a dog dildo

The comments in this thread make me want to grab a fox dildo and use the tip to pop out my eye

Let's not and say we did :(

Probably because dog vaginas are made for dog dicks and not human dicks it'd be like instead of putting a key into a keyhole, you try and jam a screwdriver into it.

Slap his shit and ask him WHERES MY MONEY YOU GONNA GIVE ME MY MONEY? WHERES MY MONEY, MAN

Yeah. I can imagine a bunch of stereotypical furries having a dragon-lube-dildo-water-gun-fight in the summer.

I understand how you feel. I hate when you're relying on $$ someone has offered and they don't pull through

Holy crap. That is COMPLETE BULLSHIT

ugggh :( well.. if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, walks like a duck, it may be a goose.

omg so robots with the Half Life 2 Pulse Rifle but instead of plasma balls it shoots rubber dragon cocks

Im trying to whistle to my birds and now i cant because im loling cause that is so goddamn fucked up i cant even imagine it aahahah wat

I bet they have softball-sized eggs for people to play anal-vore egg-birthing or some shit

Yep, and it won't end good. My friend wouldn't even wait till it was broken off, if they were standing together and he was talking to a guy friend, she'd say "FINE ILL JUST GO ___" and walk away for him to follow. :\ Didn't stop after he smacked her around, either. I think they need a break...

I do remember hearing something about properly rating art as mature

Threatening to off herself and running away so her bf chases her down is controlling. That's what girls do in unstable relationships to tell themselves that they are loved. "If he loves me, he'll come find me!!" This sounds literally EXACTLY like my friend + bfs relationship. Down to a T...

HAHAHAHAHA. Omg this is great Uhmm dangerous animals near me? idk. Off the top of my head, the only animals around my neighbourhood are... skunks [about 2 jillion of them], raccoons, stray cats, opossums, squirrels, birds, rabbits, bats. I think skunks and coons could be pretty dangerous but...

OHH GOD i know exactly what you're going through. My best friend would date guys and get into fights all the fucking time around me. First off... You may lose a best friend, but you will never lose your sister. & If your friend leaves you for telling them to stop fighting then he isn't much of...

Mmmm no. Because you see, Easter is a holiday based off of a religion. Christians belong to this religion. 4:20 may be considered a "holiday" to some, but it has nothing to do with any religion. It's more like in b4 cat lovers at a cat show or something. idk its 3AM. sue me