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A little late, but here's something for @Tazmo 's birthday. -1 -7

How many times do I need to tell that ... Foxes are always guilty. It is impossible to win the race unless you...

I read above that some of you have trouble carrying conversations. We're Furries here. We have a lot in common. When you talk to someone, ask leading questions that draw them into the conversation. Don't tell someone wearing a lion fursuit that they are wearing a lion fursuit. They know...

A focused mind can pierce... Squirrel! I'm sorry... where was I again? Money is the root of all...

Happy Birthday @Tazmo . *gives you a bacon sandwich* -1 -19

I'm headed off to bed. @A Minty cheetah says he's getting his fursuit later today. Yay! -1 -18

I'm going to go ahead and head off to bed. I don't want to sleep all day tomorrow. Night Furry Family!

Bleh! I never drink the stuff.

Cash

OwO *Hides* -1 -17

*Threatens to block everyone who disagrees with him.*

It's a really, really long story.

Everybody must be eating.

No way. Not only will I get poisoned, but my handpaw will turn blue.

*Cheats you out of your cookie with a deck of marked cards.*

Gerbils Are a Slippery Sort Yo. ROCKS

Cuttlefish Jones and Mr. Biggs. John Scarlett and One-eyed Pete

Wish granted, but you merge with someone wearing a urRu Mystic suit and you become an urSkeks and lose your identity forever. I wish I knew everyone's name when I saw them.

Meowies! Gerard the dragon is under your crotch cushion, wait: are they exceedingly comfy to surf upon?