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YES YES YES YES YES YES YES OVER 9000 YES'S. Not only is he a bald faced liar, but he's a fatty, who is a has been celebrity. Haven't seen his name anywhere in a long time, which I take to mean that sane intelligent people don't buy his commie bullshit.

I rooted for OJ all the way. Fuck that white bitch and her Jew boyfriend.

Lol, yeah, 11 months pregnant is not a fun day for sure. I got fired for stomping on a customers burger after he asked for it to be remade twice. I stuck it to tha man. I miss their milkshakes, and the ice cream.

You worked at Braums? I worked at Braums when I was a kid. And did something similar. Good burgers. I also miss the shit out of Whataburger. EDIT- And Taco Bueno. There can be only one Big Ole Burrito.

You're learning! Yes, but not too bad. I worked in a door factory once, and the glue dispenser shot hot glue all over my jeans. Lemme tell ya, it was pretty hard to walk around the rest of that day, my pant legs kept sticking together.

It is terrible, but it's actually part of my job. Heavy shit plus hot welds equals not a happy person. And lot's of Ben Gay and burn creme.

If ever I were to get a tattoo, it would be the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Right on my left ass cheek. So when I moon christians from the car window, they can all go, wtf is that on his all. Or a goatse tat that features my asshole as the asshole in the pic. But really, you don't need a tat for...

Nothing really, except be honest with people who ask my opinion on such things. Even I bash those queens. Still, no breeding for me, wouldn't be conducive to humanity's progress.

I am myself here. And everywhere else. I don't "pretend" so to speak. Honestly, I am not for public consumption. They'd better be happy I'm a queer, otherwise, I might infect the gene pool with all my deviations. I'm doing it for the sake of HUMANITY!!

I'd punch MAH BOI, but only if he gave me LOTSA SPAGHETTI!

Wat? Qualify this statement. Really, I don't like anyone, and I don't expect anyone to really like me. I'm not a relationship person. I don't even let my MOTHER love me.

It can, and will. BELIEVE IT! This is why man invented sex toys, so he didn't have to listen to someone else mouth, or play their games, in order to bring himself satisfaction.

So I once scrotum. Also, I have weld burns all over my arms and chest. Fuck cigarettes, they're for pussies. Try some hot molten solder compound. Good times were had by all.

I'm too drunk to really care to explain it, but much of the thigs you're saying are rather indicative of what I remember of HS, where a relationship is just a social bargaining chip, to be used or discarded at a whim. You know, social bonus points. I'm glad I never really bothered with em back...

NekoFox constantly reminds me why HS was so fucking lame.

Tattoos are dumb. Ritual scarring with a blade is much more manly.

Daniel Radcliffe got naked with a horse...Also, NekoFox, just say you want to punch Christians in general. It's so much easier. And besides, I already cockpunched Jesus for ya.

Tell that toga wearing faggot to drop by, I'll clean his clock. Like this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CSHPBmmfNA

I'd cock punch Jesus, because he's such a fucking wimpy bitch.

You missed mine...