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Where he puts it in her pooper? I'm so lonely and </3

Go get punched in the cock by a retarded 8 year old.

I wasted my early years on Tetris. I still fire it up sometimes, on my oldschool game boy black and white. Yeah, it's that old. Fuck your newfangled colored bullshit with your silly stylus pen and your brain kill games. In my day, all we had was tetris, and now, I have carpal tunnel. Fuck...

Genius, AMIRITE???

Wrong. Read an Almanac please.

So semen is now electronic? Or do you possess a reading for content deficiency?

Ya, cuz liek, I ttly got someone pregnant over teh internet.

Maybes.

LOL AMERICUNTS. Really, though, who has more money?

Don't worry, we can have gratifying sex without emotional attachment.

Lies, filthy lies. I'll have to take it to you slaves twice as hard.

Because post count's are pointless e-penis measurements? Post Count +1

Yo, I do my job much better than you.

Ya know, for the first time in a long time, I just don't feel like doing what you all thought I would do.

Hooray, company! Now gimme some drugs from out that bible you hide em in. Old or New Testament?

I always thought it stood for Jive, as in Jive Ass RPG.

Love is for the weak. Nobody has truly been "special" to me really. Just passing through they were, and so was I.

I thought this was gonna be a thread about how that shit reality show is going off the air. I'm disappointed.

See? Thats what social programs get ya. Signed.

We need to do that, honestly.