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So how are those anyway, I've heard good things. But a person who's owned one would know more than some silly online review.

Maybe he meant to say that nothing matches up to that in sheer patheticness? Because I can't think of anything that would.

Well, thank Dawkins he's not in my heart. And omnipresence implies omnipotence, and the two are mutually exclusive. And no, he does force himself, because that, by definition, we are god. And he'd be doing our thing, instead of us. I remembered why I never debate religion online anymore just...

This is like, straight outta the phamplet bro. Chicktract.com anyone? How can something all powerful not force you to do something? You are technically, powerless against it. And even if not so, how can something not have evil in it's presence, if it created it? The only way to possess...

What is your God, without his silly little book? Isn't that where the belief comes from? Isn't that the words of God to man, passed down and written to propagate such? Isn't God infallible, all knowing, all seeing? And yet, science, created by man, disproves it? Righto. I'll leave you with...

I keep seeing the words MY OPINION!!! Well guess what, it doesn't matter. Science matters, burden of proof matters. I have never met a "smart" religious person either. Belief in a God is flat out stupid, I'm sorry to say. It's pretty much lying to yourself, ignoring the heaping mountain of...

They don't have crime in Canada. Don't pretend.

This thread has gone waaaay off topic. We were talking about penii?

So, did you see the Grand Canyon?

You watched it? Freak... For the love of god yes! I really need to get laid, it's been so long -.-

No. Not like that. I doubt your cock is 2 feet long. If it is, post pics.

Call me? I can take it.

Actually, 5 is average. But on the internet, everyone has a 9 inch cock, never mind the impracticality of such a thing. All girls have loose cunts and all men have gaping, easily stretched assholes, and permanently hard cocks that possess pinpoint accuracy.

It is not mini |:<.

Fucking win. But you forgot to push the KABOOM too, and the Oxy Clean. Don't forget the Mighty Putty, they'll need that to tow his hearse with a tractor trailer.

What ever happened to Linko anyway. Crazy guy.

I have a penis. It doesn't play any music, but it does provide endless hours of entertainment. The 6" model to be exact.

I lol'd.

WHERE U AT?

Is tickling a fetish? If so, I'm in. I like to be tickled.