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*still looking away from the pool* *visible intrigue* What, are you implying there was some sort of top secret chivalry course they didn’t let me take?

(I literally laughed out loud when I read this) *twitches* I’ll have you know. I received top marks in all the chivalry courses. In fact, I caught so many other prospective Knights slacking on chivalry at the academy, they gave me the Karen Award. ...and a swirlie.

Funny, I didn’t hear about any exceptions for specific species in chivalry 101.

I’m afraid of smiting my good name with accusations of perversion! And of violating the chivalric codes regarding how to treat the opposite gender.

*swims to the surface* *gasps* *runs past @ssaannttoo in the shallow end* *prays I didn’t get drugged*

(Now I’m imagining someone doing something like this but using @Guifrog’s tongue as a rope: )

*averts gaze* *sighs* You got in the pool. No, the TF wasn’t the issue, they were fine with me being a rat that one time, it was because I was trying to expose their corruption. I’m sure the new High Council will reinstate me. NOOOOO— *sploosh* *tries to swim to surface without touching...

Since when does chivalry care about your appearance?

*exits pool* Why can’t a guy go swimming for five minutes without getting interrupted by a female smiting the pool with her presence?

Granted. You are still cute, but also have a stuffy nose. I wish for some nice tassels to go with my outfit.

I’m merely explaining how one could come to the conclusion that water bites.

Vaporeons bite, and I’m sure they can be mistaken for water whilst doing acid-armor style shenanigans.

Thank ye kindly! ...Where would I put them? I’m not carrying my sword.

In a way...

It’s... the same form. I’m just not wearing armor. I can swim better and longer, yes. *smiles and headpats* Correction: no sudden touchey.

*flinches* No touchey.

*strolls in* Greetings, gents! I’m back from the tailor! Whadday’all think?

(Iiiiii’m.... just gonna say y’all send your greetings lol)

(I’ve been DMing Domjoe about this for a while now. We’re still in contact, so I haven’t really lost anything lol)