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*awkwardly returns hug (slightly worried that divine retribution is somewhere around the corner)*

Umm. No.

Questing to remove the curse wrought by thy death. Though evidently it didn’t mean much.

I am unmarried, a virgin, a chivalrous Knight, and in all other ways could in no way have a biological child as of today. Now stop trying to make me make a mistake.

Adoptive! Surrogate!! AND I DIDN’T EVEN ASK FOR IT! AND HE’S DEAD! HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY CELIBACY, YOU DEMONIC PRI— *looks warily about for @metatherat*

*recoils* *twitches* No—*laughs*—touchey!

*doesn’t have armor* *isn’t immune to tackles* OOF—

Yes. Recall that I cannot figure out your motives. Plus you threatened to “keelhaul” me, which... *looks in pocket dictionary* *looks up with deadpan expression* Yeah, don’t play innocent. *covers ears* What was that for?! *looks around for this “Arikins” you speak of*

(If you figure out I’m your dad, you’ll likely remember more from the past life. Including the last bit.) I already told you! Think no further about it!

You can’t honestly say you don’t see the implications of toying with a knife while demanding money. I don’t know, it’s hard to feel human while biting people and throwing ice beams. I prefer the feel of a good sword and shield.... Define fickle. *looks grim*

See, now you’re threatening me with a knife. This is why I don’t like you. *pays money to avoid a scuffle* I don’t believe this is just in the slightest. I didn’t wrong her in any way, so her actions are still not my responsibility. ...Though I can see how being not fully armed helps me keep my...

... *visible nervousness*

*gently peels Eevee from face*

Not disliking you does not equate to liking you. Thank ye kindly. I have the money, but it’s @GentleButter’s fault your beer is spilt. So it wouldn’t make sense for me to pay it. Also, what’s keelhauling? (*flashes back to that one Aqua grunt in gen 3*)

0_0

...helo.

Oh no, you’ve saved my ass too many times for me to dislike you now. An accident I’ve atoned for, apologized for, and suffered for. What more do you want from me? Hilarious=moral. Definitely. Yes, but I got straight As in Tactics 101!

(Better idea: get a college education so you can afford rent. Need-based aid FTW)

Is your arch-nemesis the horse with no name?

Have the ability to have the ability to grant myself wishes permanently. (Not a typo.)