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(I’m single, and I won’t be unhappy about it until I can afford a family lol)

(Having a political discussion with a friend on Discord.)

It’s pretty simple. Is it moral? Then it’s acceptable.

The line between “harmless prank” and “harmful prank” is exceedingly thin. Besides, you threatened to pettily haunt me whilst nude for the rest of my life. That falls into the latter category.

... Okay I really hope this doesn’t make you sadder but it feels like “the trickster” would likely prank their friends for funzies and laughs, and you don’t exactly seem particularly averse to pulling naughty stunts, so putting two and two together... *guilt intensifies*

Abso-freaking-lutely, it would be entirely in characte— *gets smacked in the head by a passing lamp* *chucks holy boomerang/cross at the demon*

*reveals holy cross* Cease thy destruction— *goes pale* Wait—What else did you make me do whilst unconscious?!

Okay, allow me to introduce you to a classic legal concept. When I’m in no state of mind to make a contract (i.e. ASLEEP), any contract I make is null and void.

We have no handshake! And adversary is like, the opposite of friend! I never pretended to be a friend of yours! @ssaannttoo, don’t listen to this demon, paladins are as trustworthy as trustworthy gets! I committed no fraud!

Well, we’re hardly friends. Our relationship has been mostly adversarial ever since we’ve met (although that may have been due to a bad assumption on my part (that you are evil because you choose to be), and for that I apologize). Despite us merely being acquaintances at this juncture, this...

*sticks finger in ear and cleans vigorously* Huh, I’ve never had trouble hearing after I got these big-ass ears, coulda sworn you said something about the demon liking me?

Vanquish you? No offense, but you’re chump change compared to a bona-fide Dark Lord. Besides, ever since I learned your very existence didn’t spawn from hell’s hatred, it’s been a lot harder to arbitrarily dislike you.

(TFING VACCINES *becomes an anti-vaxer on the spot*)

*visible confusion* I’m literally plotting the death of the lord who wronged you, why are you mad at me?

Sayonara!

(Is this in character, or are your RL parents making crocodile sonas? Or is this an in-character drug trip?)

Duly noted. *crosses “press the button” off the contingency plan list*

Well, I’d rather not die. Sure.

Why not? Death would allow my soul to escape his clutches. Seems preferable to defeat and capture, no?