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Fair enough. Not many would have the suicidal bravery to stand gainst such odds. That’s why we Knights are a thing! Ahh, a Chekov’s gun! Thank ye kindly, my chances of success have gone up significantly thanks to ye!

Sounds great for her, but what about the other poor souls the Dark Lord has enslaved? The only true solution will be to strike him down. Which I intend to attempt, after sufficient preparations. Any advice? Fair enough. I shan’t force thee to join me on this expedition.

I may have accidentally brought up some bad memories. I think. I imagine getting one’s soul turned over to an evil dark Lord might be at least mildly traumatic.

Good afternoon... *plots the dark Lord’s eventual demise*

Wait no, I’m trying to help you— *blocks sugar bowl* ...fudge.

A “fake” soul? A counterfeit, or a replacement? Is it a real soul of a real person, or more like a forged signature? I’ll gladly finish your business so you can rest in peace. Of what nature is it?

Immortality is the ultimate curse. This bastard sounds like he needs a rear-end-whooping, and I don’t see why I shouldn’t try. Besides, ownership ceases upon death, right? You’ll be freed.

(This is on topic: ) We’ll swab the deck before we leave.

Thank ye kindly. I was worried we wouldn’t have an off-foot overworld map transportation system!

Why would an evil lord punish evil-doers? Besides, I can tell the new High Council of Elder Knights to send a squad of paladins to maintain order and justice after we clear out the scum. ... Yeah, I’m going to have to ask you to keep your claims to the falsifiable variety.

Yes! Let’s start the interview process. What classic RPG subtype do you consider yourself to be? Excellent. What are the extent of your magical capabilities?

Hmmm. Not a bad plan. We’ll need a mage, a thief, a ranger, a bard, and a cleric.

*opens quest book* *pen scratch sound effect* “Defeat... dark... lord... of Rubuki”. Got it.

Alright. I know where not to strike. Well that’s horribly unjust! Has no one attempted to put a stop to this vicious cycle?

I would’ve loved to, but I seem to be otherwise pre-occupied with a new quest! Apologies. What kind? Under what circumstances??

NANI This changes everything! This has “quest” written all over it! Tell me what happened to you, in as excruciating detail as you can muster!

You were mortal?! I’d assumed you’d spawned in hell! *waves holy cross over cookies* *lack of glow indicates lack of evil* *gives them to Ssaannttoo*

*sniffs crackers suspiciously* What’s Rubuki?

Give them to me first. I’ll be the judge of any supposed non-cursed-ness. Huh. I assumed you were provoking me to anger (a mistake I’ve made far too many times). Mayhaps we can have a duel after all. Though you’ll have to get Ssaannttoo off my legs first, hehehe!

Never mind. Feel free to go on proclaiming your power levels as being high.