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You get a golden dong that is .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000003 inches long. I wish to be a superstar pop singer

YO, I got invited to the Anti-Vaxxer's annual mosh pit party. How sick is that?

*expresses confusion* This conversations has gone off the rails

asked @ssaannttoo as the cult

Drives an Edsel

One time I poked my own butt and said "Why did I poke myself in the butt?" Never have I ever appeared on a game show

Never tried it. My bath water

Is the amount based on weight, height, or attractiveness?

Behold, and thus it is written: All horni foxxos will be exiled to foxxo island to protect the rest of society

Me and the kitchen right now Never have I ever been rejected for Hanna Montana

I'm sorry, but there are better fish in the sea ... like me >:3 *sexily approaches* Why did you make me type that

The button destroys all other buttons

I LEFT MY HEART IN SAN FRANCISCO AT THE HOTEL UNDERNEATH MY PILLOW CAUSE I'M REALLY TIRED AND WANNA GO BACK TO BED

"Hey there cowboy." Diana purred, crawling up to rest in Jebidiah's burly lap. "I'm gonna read you the dictionary. And I'm gonna learn you good." "Alright girl. You do that," Jebidiah chuckled, reaching for his T-shirt. He unbuttoned his polo and took a look at his chest. At least the...

"Hello, 911? Yeah, we're out of ketchup"

and asks "Got any Grapes?"

You now have a patented PringleFluff snow leopard onesie. They're so comfortable everyone will envy you! *side effects may include: overheating in warm locations, zipper getting stuck, spontaneous snow leopard transformations* I wish for a promotion at my job

Uses coupons on every shopping trip

Knows the secret to end world horniness but doesn't tell anyone

Um, I don't know what that is. Can I wear it as a headpiece? Baloney