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We are going to make signs expressing the fantasticness of ferrets and go on a march for ferret equality around Skunk Nation.

You receive a lovely gift for your upcoming anniversary...but it’s not from your other half.

Oranges Vex All Lonely Souls S A L A D

I definitely spank you. I need no reason.

Night there buddy.

Your life is so sad. I make the best nachos. Never have I ever ordered off starbucks secret menu.

@Infrarednexus I do believe did some augmenting.

Yeah it was parakeets for a long time, but they kept getting eaten. Then something happened to my African Grey and it suddenly became a shiba winu.

Granted. But with a garden comes weeds. Many...many weeds. And not the good kind. I wish for a good interview tomorrow.

I have and it was terrible. Like, not a cold flu. Like INFLUENZA flu. It knocks you on your ass and you can’t breathe and all you do is sleep. All day! But not restfully. Never have I ever been across an ocean.

That danced

It kinda happened in a flash. Don’t feel bad.

It is official. Winston is the name of the puppy. Good job. Now let’s take what I have left of my pet store discount and get you some treats!

Honestly I think winston has lived longer than the birbs. Good choice Aaron.

I GOT AN INTERVIEW TOMORROW AT SOME OFFICE PLACE. THAT IS PRETTY EXCITING. THE SAD THING IS I KEEP THINKING I SEE MY FERRET OUT THE CORNER OF MY EYE. I MISS HER SO MUCH.

Nobody was around for A.’s eating. I’m wondering if it just up and left this circus. It was just the claim of one soul...no one could confirm. However Winston is an amazing name for an amazing puppy.

Ferret.

Now the ferret does.

What is a car? If you were from another time period, where would you want to be from?

Turtles Only Let Tortoises Eat. D E A T H