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I should come out to my friend then.

I don't know. Honestly.

To be honest, you don't know how to react to a good one, either.

Aren't jokes supposed to be funny? Or at least mildly entertaining?

I usually have high standards. I don't think I could do an ugly person.

You obviously do care if you PRACTICALLY SCREAMED IN BIG FONT

You do NOT need to post in a thread just to say that you agree that it should be locked. That's simply spam and doesn't even offur any comedy.

Sucks to be you.

I'll take a 10% cut!

I only read the first page, but that may be the stupidest thing I've seen this month.

Kids are confused because you're a guy that doesn't want sex, but won't get jealous when someone's banging your girlfriend.

Nice. Way to think outside the box.

We're teaching OP how not to talk to people.

Still getting gayer every day, I see.

Buffalo Bill. It puts the lotion on its skin.

..how can they arrest people then? Do they just shoot them?

eh definitely doesn't afraid of anything.

Does it come with lotion?

You have an hour. Curfewwww tiemmm.

Ok, I was confused. I thought you were saying that people should have kids for the kids' sakes, not that when people have kids, they should consider the life they're putting the kids in. I was just trying to say that you shouldn't think ONLY about the kids. You still have to think about...