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No, you're confusing bonding with bondage. I was wondering why you had a handcuff strapped around my wrist.

Hey, can I join your band? I'm from Pittsburgh and I don't play guitar, but I figured I'd give it a shot.

Did it give you paper cuts on your penis?

It would be like a treasure hunt for the real thread. Too bad it isn't pirate day anymore :(.

It doesn't really matter now anyway. There's no reason to waste the time/effort repealing them, no matter how little it may be. If someone ever got prosecuted for one, however, that's when they'd fix it.

So someone should give their lives up for the sake of something that won't exist if they don't make it? That doesn't even...

What about during daytime? I'm guessing that's illegal as well?

I was kidding. That wasn't even a plot spoiler.

Wait, is Nargle saying you should have a kid for the kid's sake no matter what you think?

I take it that you do not grasp the concept of humor, do you?

Hey there fellow animal-person being. I couldn't help but notice you touching yourself while talking to me. I'd like you to stop that. Also, why did you just murr at me and try to grab my crotch?

You didn't have to post that twice. Plus, Ilayas is just trying to help, as are the rest of us that are giving advice that also doubles as our ideas about trinogomous relationships. I think Lobo's gf is getting the geek talk out of him, not Lobo. Lobo is getting sex, his (That's what you go...

SPOILER ALERTS PLEASE! I can't believe you just ruined the whole fucking game for me :(.

They'll probably use google street view to look in your bedroom windows.

Sarcasm is fun!

Talk to people.

I'm pretty sure it was satire. At least, I hope.

Host an ad selling care bears in services.

Someone's going to be made jealous and everyone's going to get mad at each other and it's going to fall apart. It's destined to happen.

I agree with Load_Blown. Except I'd spell out pretty instead of abbreviating it. People use it way too much.