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I expect you to drink yourself silly, that's what.

You live in Germany and you don't drink? What's wrong with you!?

Fix'd.

I'd jump your bones. Actually, I'd probably do it anyways.

Watcha, welcome to the forums. Hope to see you around. Also, in before candy bar jokes.

NAME: David M. Awesome LOCATION: Ahwatukee in Phoenix, Arizona. FURSONA: Ugh. Dalek, I guess? I was thinking about making one, and it'd either be a cockatoo or an arctic fox. HOBBIES: I like lots of things. CAR: '07 Chevy Cobalt. FANTASY JOB: To make video games. FURRY WORKS: I...

I brought lots of rope.

Sorry hon, but you don't really have any choice in that one.

It's a choice, like being homosexual.

HAY KID WANNA YIFF

That's why I hate items.

I have the worst luck with video games ever. I have to make up for it with pure skill. Unfortunately, that's not always enough.

Rather, whenever Shark posts a picture of some scaly more than once, take a shot.

Well, I'm happy to say that you don't have testicular cancer, and that your colon is in fine shape as well. :-P

Now I rape give you your physical, of course.

Har har har. Oh, you.

Well hey there Taku. Let's be best friends.

Hey bby :-*

ALRIGHT ARCTIC DROP YOUR TROUSERS AND TOUCH YOUR TOES