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What are you, from Uncyclopedia or something? In b4 Oscar Wilde.

I'm gonna be Christopher Walken.

Big man on the outside, tiny kitty on the inside.

The terrible truth is...im one too... I did. I never looked back.

Silence. Downward facing dog position. NOW!

I'll practice with you. In the nude...

6 foot and above, I think. TAKUN IS OUR LEADER!!! It's kind of like the Irkins. I love short people. I like to give them piggy back rides!!

NP, you can reduce it. It will certainly make the front page easier to read. Sorry bout taking a bit to respond, I just fell asleep for no reason, lol. Maybe I need some more delishus chikin.

You can if you'd like. I will keep the larger pic here for reference however. Do each of those links lead to the post that spawned the pic?

Well, I guess it's that time then, to post my dish. I chose to cook a classic favorite of mine, Chicken Kiev, and I paired it with some delicious sauteed cherry tomatoes and a rich Potatoes Anna. For info, see links and recipes below picture, but here is my semi adequate photo. I wish I had...

FIGHT THE POWAH!!! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

6 foot even. 230 pounds. AZURE SMASH!!!

An Hero. End it all. Has he blended a small child yet? Did it blend? That blender terrifies me frankly.

Obligatory Powerthirst Post. Really, lemme break it down. Soda: Root Beer. IBC. Nuff Said. Occasionally I drink a coke or something, but conventional soda is boring, and mostly tastes like the shitty corn syrup it's trying really really hard not to taste like. Juice: Every kind of juice...

<3. Yeah, I did it one time, for laughs. The face that bitch pulled, priceless.

Xipoid had' it right. But I don't keep it a secret. At least, to people i know and talk to on a regular basis. Just slamming your alternative sexuality out there isn't always the wisest thing a person can do. I think our society has become muddled in that sense, in that they let their...

Flock to the preacher called Pos Let him be the stir to the style of your stew Sit while the kid of the Plug form aroma Then grab a Daisy to sip your favorite brew Yeah, dats sum De La Soul baby. Plug Tunin'. Now for some hard stuff. "Hatred runs through me marrow deep I long to tear...

I miss Paul. Wonky sunuvabitch. I can't begin to fill his conspiracy theory shoes, nor his rampant, misguided conservatism. I simply haven't the heart.

Yeah, wat?