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  1. Azure

    The Happiness Thread...

    Since every one seems to be a bit down, and some a bit sick, I thought I'd try making a thread about things that cheer you up or make you happy. It could be anything at all. For me, a thing that makes me happy, is to take a nice hot shower, and let my huge fan dry me off. And blowjobs. Those...
  2. Azure

    Thoughts on Straight Priders

    Well, we may just have to leave things they way they are then. I mean, who would we have to laugh at? Gay emo teens An Heroing are like my bread and butter. If they stop killing themselves, I just may wither and die.
  3. Azure

    I just deliberately contracted A.I.D.S, now I'm the most sick for sure :D .

    Holy shit. See, this is what happens when gay men act stupidly, and DONT USE CONDOMS. Seriously, unless you are in a monogamous relationship, wrap it the fuck up, lest you contract dual tropic MAXIMUM AIDS. Enjoy your quick death, oh dreg of mine community.
  4. Azure

    I'm Sick Too!!!

    Moral of this story. Ourobouros are uber kyoot. Also, don't share your feelings on the internet, they will only be hurt.
  5. Azure

    I'm Sick Too!!!

    That's pretty cool, actually. It looks like a tiny dragon.
  6. Azure

    Awesome things you've done

    Nah, Hillary had the penis, but Palin has DUAL VAGINA ACTION. Double barreled for easy white trash baby delivery. And you'll only go to jail if she gets elected, and finds out you're a godless heathen. By Golly Gosh, We Just Can't Be Tolerant Of Things Like That, Dontcha Know? Jesus Would...
  7. Azure

    I'm sicker than you, Azure Phoenix!

    NU UH. IM TOTALLY THE SICKEST!!! *COUGHHACKCOUGHROLEPLAYBETEWEENASTERICKSSUREISGAYCOUGHSNEEZEDRIBBLE*
  8. Azure

    Awesome things you've done

    I would rub a potato peeler all over her body. Then, I'd give Jeffrey Dahmer a call.
  9. Azure

    Awesome things you've done

    I'm with ya there. Women=NASTY. See my signature for my thoughts on SARAH PALIN VAGINAS.
  10. Azure

    Awesome things you've done

    I am my own god...Take that you filthy god.
  11. Azure

    I'm Sick Too!!!

    Not really. And nobody cares if you are. Your thoughts, FA?
  12. Azure

    Awesome things you've done

    Enjoy dying due to blood loss, as a dick that large would surely drain most of your body of it's blood.
  13. Azure

    Awesome things you've done

    And then I punched you in the mouth. :) Well, paper+sparks+loads of cardboard=HOLYSHITPUTITOUTQUICKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!
  14. Azure

    After everyone is asleep

    Mine was gone long before, perhaps even before I was ever born. That's why I have purchased all of yours. Now to completely debase it. What shall I do, what shall I do...I KNOW! I'll finish my beer, and pass out. Naked. In the middle of the street, in front of the preschool. That'll kill...
  15. Azure

    After everyone is asleep

    Yeah, your dignity. HURRY UP, BEFORE IT'S ALL GONE!
  16. Azure

    Little Britain USA

    I thought I was the only gay in the village(I may yet be, this is TN were talking about). I love that show, and I'm glad that HBO is bringing it here. Fuck yeah, something more substantial than Youtube clips.
  17. Azure

    The Elitist in You

    Whenever I did, I regretted it immensely.
  18. Azure

    Meat consumption?

    A wise man once said, that if you chew slowly and thoughtfully, you just might be able to taste the soul of the cow. I eat all meats, young, old, endangered, extinct. I adore veal especially.
  19. Azure

    Awesome things you've done

    I punched a homeless person in the mouth, and then I threw change at him. I do awesome things all the time. Today, I almost set the factory on fire by accident. Boy were they mad.
  20. Azure

    Hello there, young child

    I'll caress this rusty teakettle. Ah, it's Jeremy Fisher, back from the great war?
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