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THATS THE SPIRIT MAH BOI!!!! NOW YOU ARE READY TO BE RUDE TO EVERYONE EVERWHERE ALL THE TIME! Trust me, it's really quite satisfying, instead of wondering if I'll die alone, I have express knowledge of it.

Grow balls.

Duke Nukem Forever STILL won't be released. I like this website, it illustrates just how absurd it has become. http://duke.a-13.net/ The list just keeps growing and growing, it's truly absurd.

Oy, let me count the ways. Come to think of it, I can't, but I'll try. Appearence- Take care of yourself for gods sake. Or not, but if so, die of crippling heart disease. Income- I NEED money, and if you ain't got it, well, bye. I also make money, and will one day make a good bit, and...

Yes, he she it, cannot spell, I'd count that as crippled.

Funny, I was just thinking the same thing.

That's what you'll drink. BUT REALLY. BED. NAO. BYE.

All at the same time. And make me breakfast while you're watching and waiting. 3 eggs, easy, 4 slices of toast, and OVER 9000 sausage patties, along with fresh squeezed OJ and a tall glass of moo moo. Really though, goodnight you freaks. I need rest like OJ needed a not guilty verdict.

Oh hai. Now on your knees, you'll pay for trespassing...Also, I NEED TO SLEEP!!!

Le sigh...

Dude, it's Square. It's even listed on the website address. I need a drink. *Gets down on his knees, and prays that this is a troll*

Mind the claymores...

I'll be waiting. I'll also have you know, that I am 6ft 230 lbs, and armed with not only some sweet boxing moves, but a .357 Smith and Wesson revolver, which lives under my pillow, and is perpetually cocked. Tread softly, I'm a light sleeper, and I've always wanted to kill a man.

So like, I'm going to sleep now. Is it safe Y/N?

What if it follows you? Really, I'm just fuckin with ya, but it is really perverted and twisted in many different ways. But that's not to say it isn't fun. I rarely have the time for it anymore, First Life is always requiring something of me.

In 2100, black people will still be shiftless losers.

So we have something in common? ;3

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET THAT FAT IN PRISON? Seriously. Isn't there supposed to be punishment in there, or is it just a fucking all you can eat chinese buffet with cable internet, network tv, and the occasional jail gangbang. Fuck the real world, I'm goin to prison.

YES. PRESS THE MOON FOR HARDCORE MODE!! :3;3;3;3;3;3;3;3;3;3;3;3;3;3;3;3;3

Hell yeah. I get around. See Below. Don't forget the Green Giant. Ho Ho Ho.