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I C wut u did thar. Did I mention that I carry a sawed off shotgun between my buttcheeks? I'm sure they're thrilled.

Yes. And I have a headache....

You're just acting out your gay atheist remorse guilt by doing menial tasks. It'll pass ;). I do everything around here. I cook, I clean, keep the lawn, take care of the cars, help my dad run his little online business, etc, etc, etc. I'm kind of worried what will happen when I leave...

Iron Chef America is OK. I just like watching for recipe and technique ideas. Iron Chef Japanese, I watch, because it is pretty much the best show ever produced. Chairman Kaga is a hardcore son of a bitch. They just all look so serious, I can't stop laughing.

Well, I'd like to know a person a bit before I wake up to their Johnson performing an emergency entry.

Indeed. She deserves it. Vote Ron Paul Bob Barr by writing your own name in.

IN UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, GOVERNMENT SUCKS YOU!! Out of all your freedoms and loose cash, that is.

What the fuck. I missed a lot here. Apparently sleep rape is OK if you like to party.

Welder and all around handy bastard. Decent job, decent pay.

Capitalism :rolleyes:

Sad but true. Kids, when you get older, and mommy and daddy aren't there to push you and yell at you to clean behind your ears, or pick up after yourself, or be responsible, or do your homework, etc, you will go one of two ways. Either their lesson was effective, and you will live a clean...

Ahhh, see, after I made Eagle and got my letter from Bill Clinton, I bounced. I don't think we have anything like that here in USA. Still love to do hiking and backpacking and shit.

GEORGE BUSH DID KATRINA!!! Though honestly, I think they deserved it.Talk about a useless city and people.

Me too, but I'm an adult, not a kid. I don't do chores. I like to call it "life".

Yo dawg, this political commentary is HEATED! Come to America gaiz, where black people threaten to riot in the streets if Obawwwwma doesn't win.

I speak the truth. SL is infested with creepy bondage people with GIANT PENISES. Are you denying such? You'll see, but be warned, you can't unsee it.

Don't go to ANY of the malls. Unless you fancy expensive E Penises. Also, prepare to be eye raped repetedly. It's really just best to not leave the tutorial island.

If I pretend not to like it, is that like, extra awesome?

Sicko <3 I hear Australia is nice and warm this time of year. Prime weather for my outings. Are the police adverse to blatant public nudity down there? I really wanted to say "Down Undah" but I hear you guys hate that.

Who was that? I mean, you could get better than that by just retartedly bashing the keyboard at random. You have to TRY to be that dumb.