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I run around the streets naked, with glowsticks in my hands.

It sounds like a cool acronym. Like, National Donkey Punchers. I'd vote for that platform.

What does conservative actually mean in Canada. I know that here it means that ya gotta love Jesus, by golly gosh. And a womans place is in the kitchen, making her hubby a meal and popping out babies onto the dirty linoleum floor.

I love Canada!!! Obligatory political statement with genuine apology attached to it.

Oh dear god the shame. I had more...In fact, I might have had almost all of them. My name is written somewhere for that. I'm a loser, a handy, survival trained gay boyscout loser... EDIT: That belt is pretty bitchin though.

Hit yourself in the face with a hammer. Then do some intravenous drugs. Pretty soon, you won't even have teeth, but then again, you'd still be susceptible to the gum disease GINGIVITIS!! Beware...

Ahhh, ya got me.

That's what I'm here for. And it's worked out quite nicely. I wouldn't remove a thing, as furries would probably create an even more terrible, depraved stereotype to be "proud" of. The world may not be able to bear it.

IQ tests are horribly inaccurate. I was tested at about 90 as a child, and later on I tested 137. Quite a difference. I don't believe them one bit.

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No, it's beautiful. You don't have to fear nothingness, as you won't even be aware of it. Your body will be recycled, and may one day, become something meaningful and useful. A damn sight better than some arbitrary manchild lurking in the clouds damning those it deems unfit.

Enjoy waiting in line for toilet paper comrade. I'll bring the vodka and the witty political discourse.

Religion is the cancer that is killing Mankind's future.

Alpha here, in all matters except the bed. Then, I'm just a total slave pretty much. Also, try slapping that bitch on her ass at random, just to remind her who had the DICK in that relationship.

Sorry to dissapoint. I'm tired, and I only have 3 hours to sleep. What am I doing here, where am I, OH GOD, I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER!!

Be yourself? I dunno, that's what I do. Doesn't always work out but it's far preferable to to the alternative, which is what many people are, especially some people here.

I don't know what to fell about me. It changes every day, just like the Obama Campaigns webpage.

See above.

Those are my favorite.

Simple things have such beauty. I think I'm pretty good, but I've been wrong before.