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Actually, it's perfectly natural to think that. It may yet happen one day, manwhore that I am. My favorite food? Of all time? If I could eat it every day for the rest of my life? Prime Rib. Rare, no jus, who needs that fucking dishwater anyway. I also don't need a fork, I'd go Lord of the...

CaramellDansen...shut up.

Ouch, that one hurt. :D

Can I be your invisible sex partner?;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hs7_2osCDA /me does McCain face!

This is why I dont click youtube links. Did you know, Obama is also going to lower the sea level 3 inches, with his blackness? Obama 08. Here goes political thread #9001, hold on kids, it's gonna be WILD!!

Wat? I'm confused. Post count +1

You called? If I inherited the presidency, I'd dress up like Hard Gay, bust into the United Nations, and go FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*thrusts crotch* Pretty much American politics as usual.

Wow, I don't even need to add anything, it's all been done for me. Fine job GENTLEMAN.

Damn, that sucks. No sleep aid ever worked on me either, but honestly, I've learned to embrace my insomnia. I've trained my body to need no more than 4-5 hours of sleep a night. Also, Marley is right on, herb is a consciousness, hence, I rarely drink anymore. Glad you found something that...

Daffy Duck, hands down the best. Blugs Bunny as well. Cartoons these days pretty much suck ass compared to the old Looney Toons. Tom and Jerry also deserves an honorable mention.

I'd like to quote myself, if I may. "Go eat a big black gorilla cock"-AzurePhoenix

Happy to help ya. It was bound to happen sooner or later, it is the internet.

Just don't quote shit in every post. It's only appropriate when the quote actually has something to do with the fucking subject. Like for example, Benjamin Franklin said "A good conscience is a continual Christmas." As to what that has to do with what I posted, well, it has nothing to do with...

Never met him. Seems a bit creepy and overserious, but then again, all I've seen is some youtube stuff. A tad overdramatic as well, like he's forcing it or something. For some odd reason, he reminds me of a bad motivational speaker, but again, I've never met the man.

Huh, interesting. Still, I don't believe in God, or his metaphorical fairytale book, but you could interpret Revelations as such I suppose, still a stretch to me though.

I would hit the person above me with a crowbar. Over 9000 times...

And then, pikachu grew a 10 foot dick and fucked a hermaphrodite Voltorb. Furries ruin everything.

I think this is what Tycho was talking about when he said, shitty.

Now that you say it, yeah, it probably is.