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Thank ye kindly for your advice. Unfortunately, most things I value aren’t physical in nature, so that’s not easy... I’ll think of something. Thanks for not turning me in!

Hmm. Yeah, I can’t afford to be incapacitated for 3 hours at this juncture. Also that sounds suspiciously like hallucinogens, of which I have an infinite supply thanks to @Guifrog. Again, thanks for the offer...

Easy fix. *reveals small bottle of milk* Cures all status effects. Do you happen to have anything that lets me communicate with gods? That, I’d trade for.

Ouch. I can assume that would be worth it in a pinch (which I may very well be in), but not desireab— Are boils considered a status effect? (Time is meaningless, it’s whatever you need it to be lol)

... *ponders* *ponders longer* I fear that a spell made with components of me might be particularly effective against me, so until I know what you hope to do, I must decline with my apologies.

... That’s a little sus if you ask me. For what project do you intend to utilize it?

Why is everyone following me? My apologies, but ever since I blew all my money on magic books to utterly destroy one of my foes in a duel, I’ve found myself light on funds. And I have no idea when I’ll need my cash to bribe somebody, seeing as I’m on the run now. And the only potion I have for...

*considers chucking you away* *reconsiders* *ignores*

*recoils* Shoo, shoo, I can’t be caught here! Scram! You don’t know me!

Not an error in the slightest, I hadn’t mentioned his profession. He was... too long gone. Twasn’t your healing potion’s fault, I assure you. *resumes hiding in stew stall*

Maybe wizards do. @metatherat is an alchemist, not a wizard. I respect thine honesty, though.

My poor experience occurred when my so called “teacher” was lying to me about teaching me the entire time just so I’d spend more time as a rat and do him favors. But that sounds pretty nasty too.

I already tried apprenticing to learn potion-making. Saying it didn’t end well would be putting it lightly.

*flinches* nooooo! *tries to think of some loophole where the fact that I don’t see color somehow exonerates me* Hey, my hearing is entirely curse-unaffected! Unless you are secretly a laughing minor or something. *pops cork on RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION* I’m debating between one and two. One...

*wants to slaughter you* *can’t break cover* *settles for glaring*

Stop being such an antagonistic item user! You mess with a bull, you get the horns!

Then stop using it against me!

So that you can’t use it against me!

*clang clang clang* SHHHH *slices paddle*

*raises hand from behind stall* I beg to differ.