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Thou fiend! Surely you have something better to do to advance the causes of evil than antagonize me? If I can see thee, I can smite thee. Besides, I know some good clerics and exorcists. Your threats are empty.

Very well. I can smite thee all the same. I’m sure there’s some exception to the rules if I am attempting to end the nude party’s existence.

(That’s adorable! You made that in the 5 minutes we were conversing?!) I care not for the wiles and temptations of “adorableness”! Leave, or I’ll be forced to utilize... force!

I’m afraid of a frickin demon going near my son! Allow me to introduce you to the greatest memes of our time: Meme man.

Unhand him at once!

(Good luck!)

Also, I know a guy.

It’s not fine at all. I wouldn’t have any of the money if not for you. Not to mention the numerous times you’ve helped me to no benefit prior. I only keep two thousand because I’ve been mostly broke ever since... you know... I’m gonna get my old vest tailored! I’m feeling nostalgic, and I...

*laughs all the way to the bank* *makes out check for 8,000 gold to Sally while I’m there*

Read em and weep. *places poster like a royal flush on the table* *uses dagger to point to the addendum*

... *sinister smirk* Ahhh, the perks of being lawful. *strides boldly into the bounty collection office*

*thinks* But then I’ll be turned in. Which is kind of what we’re trying to avoid? *examines poster*

*adds quest to quest log* I hope I get a lot of exp for this! *runs to Magic Mart* *grabs poster and examines* Damn it, they got my nose too big! Wait— *checks reflection in glass* Wow, my nose is big. Or are human noses tiny? Perhaps— *notices people noticing me* *runs* *hides in nearby...

*furrows brow* It better not involve dress-wearing.

Eh, Ben909’s gonna blow up the governing authorities that issued it shortly, so I’m not too worried. Besides, if someone catches me, Meta will save my butt, if I asked in the right way.

*burns it with holy water* *proceeds to pour holy water in eyes* *it hurts, but less than the sketchbook*

Fie upon thee, you daughter of a— *wipes pie off face, looks nervously for any signs of @metatherat*

Careful, if your paws are still wet you could get stuck.