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I was annoyed in a dignified manner! Not angry!

Oh shi—

*instantly dies* Hmmm. It’d be awfully hard to slay someone in wrath as a rat... Tell you what, if I start getting angry, I give you full permission to transform me into a rat. That’ll be good incentive to watch my temper.

*furrows brow* I’ll see your spruce and raise you an acacia. Am I succeeding at “lightening up”?

I pine for the idea of interacting with a non-caffeinated Meta. Maybe we’d even be friends!

I shudder to imagine what horrors Meta will commit when influenced by caffeine...

Only one of the most hilarious pages in PvP.

I was under the impression that waste quantity and rats’ well being were positively correlated.

0_0 *quietly dumps leftover fox transformation potion in nearby bushes*

*visible confusion* Is receiving a painful walloping to your rear end in some way equivalent to weekly equipment maintenance??

*simply takes my leave* Fare well, denizens of PvP...

No, but I plan to put myself beyond the reach of eternal divine torment after this battle, so it’s sort of beside the point. -1 16

Tis no big deal. -1 16

Yes, the curse is done, I believe. Now, I can partake in my final battle. -1 15

(I must go for dinner as well. See you later, PvP!)

Cmon, we’ll set the world record for patty-cake based demolitions! *begins anew*

(I’m sorry, I don’t pull illogical events like that nearly ever, this is an exceedingly rare exception)