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*the sheer kinetic energy causes an explosion, harmlessly launching us both back and also perfectly correlating with the end of the curse* *is too excited to care* Woo hoo! Who’s up for round 2? (Pikachu: Am I a joke to you?)

*can’t talk, is taking patty-cake to a new level*

*speed achieves blur levels*

*flinches* ... Uhhhh *thousands of awful ideas flash through my mind* Evans. How does that sound, Eevee? *catches cross-boomerang* Really? The cleric never told me that... Wow. If you’re not lying through your teeth, thanks for the info. *accelerates*

*does so* *tries to keep trembling hands relatively not-cold* *starts to smell donut* *chucks holy cross at you and resumes*

Cakes are like donuts, but patty-cake is a reflex game, based on your abilities to repeat a set of events with perfect dexterity at rapidly increasing speeds. Here, I’ll show you. *guides your paws through the motions* We do this while chanting a classic rhyme, and keep accelerating until one of...

*can hear the laughter* *grins sinisterly* How about Chess—what I am saying, you’re like 4. *facepalms violently* uhhhh how about patty-cake? Can you do that with paws?

*rubs eyes* *an intense, almost obsessive expression comes over me* Let’s, save that for college level biology, shall we? I’m sure we have all the time in the world... Are you, perhaps, a fan of any games?

Ignore all that I previously postulated. *boops*

() *starts to put the pieces together* Are you, perhaps... ssaannttoo? Or a post-mortem representation of him? Or perhaps— Nay, I’m bamboozling you whilst I should be seizing my second chance. *pets*

*examines curiously* This is no coincidence...

*notices note whilst brushing* 0_0 *has armor, is immune to loafing* *isn’t immune to adorable head tiltage* *starts to smile* I am Arishipshape, ex-Knight of the human realms to the East, sworn protector of truth, justice, and honor. But more importantly... who are you?

*flips through pocket dictionary* “Brushies”, “brushies”, b r u... ah. Here it is. *sneaks into fur-care section of magic-mart* *steals brush, leaves silver bar in its stead* *brushes Eevee’s tail*

*pushes donut back* I believe you. Are you perhaps interested in a— *reads from notes* brushing of the fur?

*salivates* *shakes head vigorously, smacking self with “hair”* Sorry. ... Uhh, what do you do for fun?

*sigh of relief* *glances at doughnut almost lustfully* Is—is it good?

(Gtg temporarily, unfortunately.)

*sits down with a clank* *winces* Sorry if I startled you...

In the same way that you grow callouses on your wrists and ankles to adjust to being clasped in irons? *slooooooowly goes in for a head-pat*

If I did, twould be quite literally to my own eternal damnation. So unless I was some sort of masochist, no.