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This, if I’m not mistaken (and that’s quite possible, especially at this juncture), is confectionary pleasure. A pastry frosted with sugar and adorned with sprinkles. I’m told they’re quite good. I wouldn’t enjoy it, but perhaps you might?

*thinks* *leaves* *returns, with pink doughnut* *offers* (I’m waving it at the demon. I’m assuming they’re not in the same spot?)

Non-evil entities shouldn’t be frightened by this!

*kneels in front of branch* ... So, wanna make small talk or something? *winces*

*brandishes holy cross to ward off demon* Get out of here, @GentleButter, I have divine business to attend to!

*facepalms* I already blew it. That was even faster. I’d prefer to die than give you pleasure. I guess that’s a pretty low bar to clear given my current fate, but still. *ponders how to lure an Eevee*

You’re not alive, so I cannot kill you, so I feel safe in doing this: *rude gesture*

... Well that was absurdly easy. Almost as though it was fate. Hello, small Eevee. How do you fare on this...fair afternoon?

*is dizzy* *loses balance* *thud* Thank you, you saved me— *checks sun’s position* About 5 hours of sitting around. If there’s any way I can repay you, let me know... *seeks Eevee whilst avoiding public areas*

*twitches* *thumbs up* ready

*dons gauntlet* *grabs* How tightly should I hold?

@Zenith the Mew, I seem to be stuck here, as my once-per-day teleportation amulet is already spent. Could you teleport us back to PvP island?

Elicit laughter, and lighten up, in honor of Ssaannttoo’s memory. Unfitting in my opinion, but who am I to argue with a god?

*stands, salutes* *exits out back dungeon door*

You ask me to smile whilst afflicted. You ask me to lighten up whilst bearing one of the heaviest loads of my life. *chuckles* I hope you can see the irony in that. Very well, thy will be done, and thank ye for not simply striking me down here, as I deserve. Dost thou desire anything of me...

(The CR on self-deception is usually pretty low.)

*furrows brow* Of course I scoffed, I was incredibly emotional. You cannot cite anything I said or did at the time as particularly rational. And the “torture” is more of a curses in general thing—never mind... Like I said, I came mainly to confess my guilt to the higher powers. I’ve only lost...

*kneels (awkwardly)* Well, secondarily, yes. I hope that fessing up and acknowledging guilt and injustice committed is my highest priority, but... sort of. *pauses, considering what to say* I was wrong. In my wrath I claimed to be justified in the exec—accidental—*sighs* the murder of my...

God knows I’ve transitioned a lot... Thank ye kindly. *enters* *looks around, warily*

Fair enough, I suppose if you have contacts as powerful as gods you need not fear them so much. I guess that’s what paladins have going for them. I’d like to amend some statements I made earlier that may have invoked her righteous wrath.