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You, really wouldn’t. Don’t be a fool.

Um, I’m not sure the army of undead is affiliated with this god, merely the tower which I use to begin correspondence... she might get offended if you chalk up anti-life unholy abominations to her name.

*shakes head sadly* I thank ye for your vote of confidence. Your belief in my unimpeachable character, while ill-founded, should prove an asset when I plead my case.

*shakes head* I will not lie, however ill it bodes for me. (Twas merely a joke, fear not)

Far at sea, an island with two mountains is beset by constant storms. It is devoid of people, until lightning strikes. As the light dies down, the Knight’s silhouette is revealed on the peak of the leftmost mountain. He replaces his amulet and examines a book. Nodding grimly, he stows both and...

*clang* He faked surrender and then attacked! And I didn’t try to finish him off, ‘twas an accident!! Fair enough.

BS. You could simply release him, he gave you what was demanded and had nothing to do with your deprivation. I thought demons were supposed to be lawful evil.

(What?)

If it was going to be him or me, I choose him! *brandishes holy cross* Damned straight!

Wow, the demon thinks we aren’t fun. I think we’re doing something right, for once!

Because I am? At least I’m trying! Unlike most people around here! Well excuuuse me for missing an unorthodox option when beaten half to death and fearing for my life.

I will add rope to my arsenal. Besides, vine whips.

*hasn’t experienced pleasure is days* *easily resists crude humor* Yes. Kinda like how Samus used the Ice Missiles in Metroid Fusion. She was personally weak to ice, but when they’re contained in a missile (or in my case, a bottle), she can still utilize it as a weapon. I was making sure he...

That is evil. *manages a smile* *facepalms* no. No it’s not.

We were dueling, we were hardly on the same side at the time. What does the cuteness of the victim have to do with justice?