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That’s what she’s hoping. Twould be quite undignified on my part. Besides, any schmo can torture someone until they say what they want. I don’t think that’s the point here. *thinks* Accidentally killed someone in wrath.

The god-granted variety.

Your logic is sound but the fact that it’s yours makes me believe that my best interests aren’t the sole (or even main) factor in its production.

Even if you were right, the primary benefits of being a rat are typically hedonistic and pleasure based in nature. Without alleviating the curse, that’s kind of pointless.

Drugs are still open to me. Not that I intend to stoop so low... *quests with increasing desperation*

*places water bucket below you* Jump, you’ll take no fall damage.

*has armor, fears not your sticks*

Naaaay! How canst thou torment me so! For the bitter delectable taste of coffee is denied to such miserable miscreant as I!

Les Miserables. Victor Hugo is a damned good writer when he’s not going on French political tangents. I wish someone made a television series out of it.

*wide-eyes* Whether I succeed or fail, I’ll be both alive and in your debt. I hope it’s not lawful stupid to say that I’ll gladly repay you in any way I can after this is resolved. On my honor. And... I misjudged you. *winces* That’s a lot of humility for one day, I gotta go kick some questing...

(Might I ask why you ask?) What a dishonorable scumbag that dragon was. The world would be much improved were everyone as honorable as knights. ...But they’re not. Tisn’t the world we live in, and being lawful stupid isn’t going to change that. *ponders* I think I see your point...

*visible confusion*

(I play many card games. The first one that comes to mind is Dominion (the one I stole my pfps from).)

Thank ye kindly for all your help. It is not deserved. *gets comfortable for story*

*shudders at the alien feeling of “humility”* I do, of course. Directions?

*inhales to object* *purses lips* I was hurt and angry. I lacked self-control. You’re correct. Could you shoo this Eevee before he announces my presence to the world?

*nervously hopes Sally returns before Ssaannttoo breaks my cover*

*points towards Magic Mart center*

Shoo! Look, there’s a bunch of cool magic stuff over there! Go check it out!