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You are personally attracted to cheesecake, but don't tell anyone

the Legion of Horny Foxxos

Here's my latest product, the Poopsicle Popsicle! Comes in cherry, Lime, and raw sewage! *cherry and lime flavors currently out of stock* I wish that I didn't stay up till 1am every morning

"The physics final is today??? I thought that was a week from now!"

How will you survive without physical sustenance? Here, try this key lime pie *hands you pie*

UHHHHH It varies by the literal second but currently is "Heat waves" by glass animals I think What is your ideal age ?

"Hello Dom-inoes? Yes, of course I'd like to supersize my werewolf. The " We'll f**k you to death" slogan is entirely metaphorical, right?"

Went to DOM-inoes and asked for a sub

Nala is the forgotten Disney princess. Descended from Royalty, plays a large role in the films, meets more of the criteria than Mulan (neither descended from nor married into royalty) but is never featured. Just cause you don't wear marketable outfits doesn't mean you don't belong up there >: (...

Went to Taco Bell and asked where the nearest chipotle was

Henceforth, they consumed fresh watermelons

*sniff* I don't smell anything other than a slight scent of air freshener and horny - wait, that's you I should not spend all day in the forums chatting my life away

If they were to achieve

The Tennessee Titans drafted Caleb Farley 22nd overall in the 2021 NFL draft

"Hello Twitter! I have an opinion!"

Deadlines push me to be mediocre, but no deadlines pushes me to do nothing at all Why'd you think it was okay to show up to the carnival in a fursuit?

cult of Luigi prospered. However,

Hard pass on anything with figs Tortilla chips and ranch

You have the tastier cider, but the tastiest cider always eludes you. I wish for a nice warm breakfast of freshly baked chocolate chip waffles

You didn't mention politics or pineapples on pizza so you're good in my book There's no way I'll get an A on my exam, I never studied at all for it