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mmMMMmmmMMMhhhmmm! But what flavor?

You smell like my chocolate burrito sandwic- WAIT A GOSH DARN MINUTE

"MMMMM, that swimmer in the burrito bathing suit looks mighty tasty"

I don't consider myself a furry. I just like hanging out with you all and making animal-related art. That doesn't make me a furry.... right?

Y M C A!!

The buttOn capitAliZes randoM letteRs

Well that makes it easy for me! The Burger king... chicken sandwich.

if Alfred was the thot

Peeing by yourself

You're sitting in the passenger seat of a car with a brick taped to the gas pedal. It'll drive itself for the rest of your life! I wish for a shiny new Ferrari

It's not the current system of windows, thereby it is inferior. Not that I know what widows vista is.... I should have a fruit salad for snacko

You secretly play left field for the Baltimore Orioles

Banned for making me write a 20 page paper in 2 days

Tee hee! I am the Wicked Werewolf of Wichita! I wouldn't stop myself and ... did you say kinky? Ew gross I'd never do that! Why would you want to get kinky with the Wicked Werewolf of Wichita?

Banned for assassinating JFK, or at least you did according to this one interesting facebook post...

So now

There is a building burning to my left and I don't care

Your mother

Smells like somebody didn't pay their taxes...

Official morning curfew: Nobody should be out before 7 am in the morning