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And they spell cheezborger as "cheeseburger"

You don't get strong by reading, you get stronger by doing 1000 pushups a day and eating nothing but Kale and protein powder for every meal! Oranges are superior to mangoes

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I exist because of an error you made when experimenting with your time machine

The button makes all your food brown

I've never shot anything, but I've been shot down by girls before Never have I ever watched a romantic film and related to the protagonists

I think it was Mcdonald's, the fires to be exact. My parents say I would demand them relentlessly. Nothing has changed What happens when you cross an eagle, @ssaannttoo, and Dwaine "The Rock" Johnson?

"You think you can beat my ultimate death laser with the power of "FrEiNdShiP?" Well as much as my name is Basil Goobersnatch, I vow to destroy you all!"

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"Is that Godzilla? Finally my vore fetish is a reality!"

You have this The Gummy Bear Song - Long English Version - YouTube I wish to become an internet sensation

Once tried Fried Butter on a stick. It's now the only thing you eat

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b-but my discord friends are waiting for me...

"I swear, this IS platform 9 & 3/4. Allow me to demonstrate by running into the wall at full speed."

Has the head of a fox but the lower body of a horse

The button diverts New York City's entire power grid into your dishwasher

718: Went on Twitter

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