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One time I saw a car magazine I thought was free (a lot of places have free magazines for people to take) but it turns out it wasn't. I only noticed this after taking it with me Never have I ever licked my own butt

Pizza, but non-cheap pizza What's that over there? *points*

The letter 'u'

ESPN Football analyst

You've been wearing it for the past 10 years, you really need to throw it out and get a new pair already But why did you apply for the job of Royal Foot Sniffer?

Favorite pizza place is DOM-inoes - you like to order a medium pepperoni with a side of werewolf boyfriend

blogger

"There are respawns in real life, right?"

Only my funny bone *cringey joke* Never have I ever seen a walrus tap dance

You've been upgraded to the genie that grants sexual-related wishes. I trust you'll give it your best efforts, yes? I wish for a kazoo

dragons and humans

Aglets

Rain dancer

"Hey look, it's Godzilla! I wonder what would happen if I poke him with this stick"

Because you were being naughty and pulled Patty's hair again! Next time I'm bringing out the ruler > : ( But why did you say "Spank me harder Step-Teacher UwU" ??

How about the Barf-o-tron Carnival ride? Tons of spinning, flipping fun! Hope you haven't eaten in the last 3 days! I wish to be at the beach

"Let's split up, gang"

Oooh you shouldn't have :3 *awkward stares*

Secretly loves vore

No, always stayed at hotels when we went on vacays Never have I ever swallowed a grape whole