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The button roasts you with fire verses

The button locks you in whatever room you're currently in

As a matter of fact, I have. And I had to get wheeled out of animal kingdom on a wheelchair cause of a massive stomach bug. Always wash your hands at rest stops kids! Never have I ever washed my hands at a rest stop

Is a radical fan of the New York Jets

"Uh, Bobby, That's concrete powder not Cocaine..."

Help I was pooping now I'm stuck at the library ;w;

You have gin and tonic rapidly filling your bloodstream. Your blood-alcohol level is at 99.7% Good luck driving home! I wish for help

Fire starter.

I needed a condom and it was the only thing available. But here, have it back *throws hat at face* But why did you start immeadiately licking the hat?

Snorting what you thought was cocaine but was really concrete powder

Very nice

Every Link you click orders 1 medium cheese pizza with a side of hunky werewolf from DOM-inoes

I thought I was being nice T-T and the spider was very friendly But why did you run into a giant spider web?

You are now the Royal Court Dominatrix

Pichu

No, no, certainly not! I'm not a sicko (I think) Never have I ever met a horny foxxo irl

Very nice. How do they compare?

Your pfp is a Braixen because you're constantly getting " fired" from your job

I constantly aspire to be like you, especially at 12:52am when I gotta get up early tomorrow