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envelop @ssaannttoo in a giant orgy

Currently in a threesome responding to every thread in the forums very early in the morning If you could say something to the user 5 posts above, what would you say?

*tries to hug back but falls asleep mid-hug*

times sexier to the point

"No, the gun's NOT facing backwards Josh. And I'm AT LEAST 75% sure the safety's on. Quit being such a worrywart,"

Here's a Stadium-size bowl of Snake Stew Tire queso Casserole. mmMMmm tasty! I wish for a nice restful nap on a bed of soft pillows

Are you kidding? Onionbreath has been a fine, loyal companion as well as convenient transportation for over 25 years! We've formed a bond that cannot be broken by mere mortals There was no sane reason for you to drink water straight from the toilet when the faucet's right there

Has a Tik Tok

Mickey Mouse

came into

"Say, Mr. Custer, there are Indians approaching from over that hill. Is that war paint they're wearing or celebratory dress?" " Gosh, Raymond, I don't know, The brochure doesn't specify. Let's just go over and see what they want."

I'll grant it if you get out from underneath that foxxo, he looks like he's about to.... ew! Gross! That's not the warm shower I was thinking of! I wish that I could unsee that

Now a

before sticking it in their

"Wow, Gregory, what a stunning view of the rocky mountains! I've never seen them this close up before!" "WE'RE IN A PLANE GEORGE!!"

favorite dessert

Used to be a scalie

and thus they lathered it

*cough* *cough* Attention all passengers, this is your Captain speaking. We appear to have entered a minor amount of turbulence but we should land in Hong Kong by nightfall. Please resume your normal activities as there is nothing to be concerned about.

POUR ON THE SALT AND BUTTER AND LATHER IT IN SEASONINGS!!! THIS IS THE ONLY WAY You should totally not look to your right