You can via the magic metro! It'll take you right to Isengard, but first it has to make 23 stops along the Chicagoland orange line. Also it might break down every half mile. And you might be traveling during peak rush hour. But hey, you'll get there... eventually
I wish that my life was a...
Your metabolism has sped up to the point where you die if you don't consume 3,000 calories a minute. But you won't get fat!
I wish to get promoted to "Benevolent Genie"
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