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MmMmmmMm... paws

BEHOLD, THE SINGLEPRINGLE TIDAL WAVE IS UPON US!! SOON MY PICTURE WILL BE SPLATTERED ACROSS THE ENTIRE FRONT PAGE!!!! BOW TO MY COMPLETE LACK OF SOCIAL LIFE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Waking up at 3 am to the sweet sound of Frank Sinatra's Greatest hits coming from the senile old couple next door

T-T yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Tee hee! B-because I need a next of kin, and you're the only one who called me back after the first date yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy But why did you insist on coming over in that outfit?

Why use blankies when I can snuggle up with a friend? You should not join that cult of Elvis-worshippers

You didn't say what you wished for so here's a ham sandwich in the shape of Elton John *chucks at face* I wish that I had hardcore abs and bulging biceps

butts ruptured into a million ( good luck user below me :] )

I hope your avatar enjoys their career as a fence post

You smell like an oreo cookie

Every link you click is now a Rick Roll

You once had a dinner date with One direction and told noone

they missed

They need to have at least 5. Otherwise they get cranky Text is superior when in italics

Banned for banception

But they're so long and pointy! And so expressive! How else can I tell what you're feeling? I don't look good in a speedo

Here's some naked mole rat milk. Fresh from the source! MmmMMmm, delicious! I wish that I would never age

he wrecked havoc upon the

You act like Mcdonald's is your favorite restaurant but you have a secret love for Burger King

had eloped,